• me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

All I wanted was to be wanted

(Source: six--degreeslow)


enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes


i laughed so hard at this

(Source: queerpoc)